in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:
don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Steve Rogers says a witty one liner, but doesn’t have a plane to jump out of. He begins to sweat nervously as he did not plan for this.
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket